DOGGIE!

I AM GETTING A DOGGIE!!!!

I will pick him up in Michigan on June 11 and he will arrive in Brooklyn, NYC with me on June 13.

PREPARE FOR THE CUTE. Seizure inducing levels of fucking cuteness people. See:



Oh, yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.



This dog will make you need to shit he is so adorable. I will introduce you to him for the first time near a toilet so you don't poop your pants from all the cuteness.

I will be getting him:
-a sparkly leash and collar
-a doggie bike seat (yes, they make them. booyah!)
-a doggie bed big enough for me AND him cause Matt won't let him on the people furniture so I'll be living on dog furniture from now on.
-doggie videos to play if i have to leave him alone
-a little bone shaped doggie poop bag dispenser
-doggie ice cream for the summer time
-sooooo many toys and stuffed animals

Many of you will be sickened by the above paraphanelia, as well as the cooing noises and squeaks and secret language I will use in communicating with the dog, as well as the pictures I will email about, but I don't care. Because none of YOU are cute enough to make me shit my pants.